Friday, May 2, 2008

Two and Seven Eighths Men

You know that TV show Two and a Half Men, starring Charlie Sheen, about two brothers and the kid of one of them sharing an apartment? Have you seen the size of that kid? I bet he weighs almost as much as the skinny brother, the one who's supposed to be his father. It's hard to laugh at even his best lines when all you can think is, "Christ, that kid's fat."

Beautiful people. Give us beautiful people on TV and in the movies. It's fantasy. It's not supposed to look like real life.

Fat people aren't beautiful. No matter how much they try to fool themselves and bully the rest of us into joining them in their delusions, they're still not beautiful.

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